Quitter Queen

…but wait, there’s hope!
The pieces on this blog are obviously pokin’ fun at sister Sarah for some of the stuff she’s been pullin’, but for a real treat on the perspective of the Palin phenomenon, please go to http://sarahickman.com and listen to her wonderful song “Palin’ by Comparison”

…and please visit http://www.themudflats.net/2010/04/24/palins-pinnacle-of-hypocrrisy/ for  an article by Shannyn Moore about how a few years back Sarah hacked into a fellow republican’s computer…

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…hurtful words, like chickens comin’ home to roost…

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…and second…probably last.

…the Quitter gets a Faux interview gig!…

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…over the last few years I’ve put together some satirical pieces that certainly portray events and deeds done up here in  The Last Frontier as well as, or better than some of the so-called “news” outlets…what follows is a collection of some of those that pertain to Sarah’s not quite full-term as governor of Alaska and beyond…

For those of us who live in Alaska and have been observing Sarah Palin for a few years, the soap opera that is her story is just perfect for a reality program.

It is so fitting that she quit being governor for a “higher calling”- and that that higher calling turns out to be a reality television program produced by the guy who developed  “Survivor”.

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In the beginning, Sarah did seem to charm everyone who didn’t look too deep.

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…after listening to even just a little af Sarah’s word salad and the brain turns to mush…

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…we spoofed another Alaskan blog, Kodiak Konfidential, on the “Vague” cover…sorta brings to mind  the diffence  between “rouge” and “rogue”…

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The series pilot for  “THE WASILLYBILLIES”…

even the turkeys knew there was something strange about this chick….too bad McCain didn’t figure it out before he decided she would be a suitable running mate.

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Let the shopping games begin!!

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Following the 2008 election the Diva Governor returned to Alaska and developed an odd relationship with her fellow republicans in the state legislature… real executive behavior and a significant part of much her tauted “executive experience”.

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…and even though Sarah claimed  to be so very fiscally responsible, she just quit showin’ up to work in Juneau, prefering to work for the people of Alaska from her home, 700 miles away….

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…and then she focused her sights on Alaska’s wildlife…

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…but couldn’t quite focus on the citizens or the climate issues of Alaska…

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…with the help of Billy Graham’s son Franklin, Sarah delivered cookies to a native village facing severe hardships…

…all better!

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…It’s never safe to predict what motivates Sarah…

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…Sarah’s candidate for Alaska’s Attorney General was so polarizing that he was the first appointee to not be confirmed in the history of the state…of course she blamed “Alaska bloggers” for her failure to have this individual confirmed….way to go Alaska Bloggers!!

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…Sarah was always a high achiever…

…one thing for certain nothing is ever Sarahs fault…

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…Sarah wanted to avoid being a lame duck or ineffective, and so she quit as Governor. She announced her resignation right before the July Fourth holiday. Independance!!

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The Wasillybillies take the show back to the valley.

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and the quitter queen travels to Hong Kong to deliver a word salad….

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The Faux “Higher Calling”…

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Sarah’s new business name has people guessing about the services she intends to provide…

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better than a lame duck, Sarah becomes a Facebook Diplomat on the important issues of the day…

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but misses the fact that health insurance “Death Panels” already exist…of course she and her family are provided free health insurance …

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We all knew there just had to be a book in the works…what would it be called?

Third place in themudflats.net “name Sarah’s new book” contest…

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Second place winner in themudflats.net “name Sarahs book” contest…

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Winner of themudflats.net “Name Sarah’s Book” contest…

… her real book was a total work of fiction full of spite and lies….

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Sarah complains about magazines that use “sexist covers”, when afterall she was the one who posed for the picture…

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Sarah and another bimbo become teabagger sweethearts…

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Who is drinkin’ this stuff?…

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Was the Palin book-tour drama practice for her made-for-tv reality program?…

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